Since I have a constant feeling as though I am inadequate during the month of January, and since I still historically have not been considered sexy or cool by most, I have restarted my annual journey into trying to find what is the one thing that will help me be sexy and cool. As has been seen by previous years, I’m going to give up on this journey pretty soon and just try to accept that I will never be sexy and cool enough. Until I try this again in January of 2023 and beyond.