Spring is finally here!
The true horror is always a bad haircut.

February 2023

Have no time and no energy to do anything for yourself? Neither do I!
Things are about to get fishy
If you’re in love that’s great but not everything is for you.
What you're probably saying to me after reading this email.

January 2023

We’re already a few days in now, but the sun is in Aquarius and we’ve never felt better about it! Aquarius season is all about being the opposite of…
I’m so sorry.
And you should too.

December 2022

2023 you're on thin fucking ice.
The most normal time of the year!
This is about how I’m a soccer fan now.