Some Unique Sexy Halloween Costume Ideas for this Year Specifically

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Spooky season is already here and there’s less than a month to get your Halloween costume ready for the Big Day. It’s a good idea to get your costume as soon as possible because we’re already dealing with a lot of mail and supply chain issues up in here (not on the list but sexy supply chain issues could be an idea too). If you’re stuck and need some ideas for what to wear, don’t worry I’ve got you covered. You can use any of these and you don’t even have to credit me! (But that would be nice). 

Sexy Office Worker
For some people (like me) working from home was never an option, but now it’s becoming less of an option for everyone else. Make working in the office feel a little less bad by dressing up like you normally do, but sexier. 

Sexy Climate Change
There is nothing hotter than climate change—this was the hottest summer on record after all, and every year is only going to get hotter and hotter from here. Take that hotness and transfer it over to a sexy, sad Halloween costume. There are so many ways you can take this concept: sexy forest fires, sexy floods, sexy hurricanes, or even a combination of everything. Even better, there will be some people who sexily deny your existence.

Sexy Celebrity Wearing a Lukewarm Political Statement
For some reason, this has been happening a lot lately. From AOC’s “tax the rich” dress to the vest that talks about pegging, and recently with Grimes dressed up like a Skyrim NPC walking around with a copy of the Communist Manifesto because she broke up with a weird billionaire, there’s a lot of material to work with to get your own inspiration for a sexy outfit with the most lukewarm take on the planet.

Sexy Satan Reagan
We all hate this guy, so why not dress him up as our collective fantasy: with him burning in Hell for all eternity. Forty years later, trickle down still isn’t working, guys.

Sexy Time Passing You By
How are we almost to the year 2022 when 2019 was happening two days ago? Time is meaningless, and it sure is running from us fast. This could be an opportunity to do some interesting makeup, or to have half your body not have clothes while the rest of you is clothed. I don’t know. I’m just coming up with concepts. All I know is I have aged so much in what feels like the span of three days.

Sexy Jeff Bezos
You hate to see it, but Daddy Bezos is everywhere in our lives. The bookstore, the grocery store, and even the website that I used to buy my fabric to embroider on is owned by this guy. He’s bald and ugly and not sexy at all, but that’s the fun of the challenge of making a fun sexy costume, right?

Sexy Breakthrough Infection
We are living in very un-sexy times and getting a breakthrough infection of the delta variant is probably one of the un-sexiest things that could happen to you. Wouldn’t it be funny, though, if your costume was so sexy that everyone around you wants you so bad, even though you’re dressed up as a breakthrough infection?

Sexy Conceptual High Speed Rail of the United States Map
I don’t know about you, but the idea of having a high-speed rail system in the United States makes me hornier than anything else. The idea that I could just hop on a train at Chicago’s Union Station (a 20 minute walk from my job) and arrive in New York City in like three hours without having to go through airport security makes me cum harder than any of my sexual experiences (that’s not saying much, to be fair, but you know what I mean). This conceptual map that probably won’t happen is a very sexy costume to me and other public transit enthusiasts.

Sexy Corn
I once saw a dress online that was called “Sexy Corn Costume” and I’ve been thinking about it almost every day for years. It’s not even a substantial costume, just a tiny dress that has a corn design on it. It’s literally the most low-effort costume I’ve seen. There were better corn costumes in my high school’s production of Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat. I want to be sexy corn so bad—corn is in my blood, I was born and raised in the Midwest after all.