Horoscopes for Aries Season 2022
The Spring Equinox has finally arrived, which means that days are only getting longer from here on out, it’s officially spring, and that means that Aries season has officially started as well! Now that we’ve gone through every zodiac sign for the year, we’ve started up at the top again. This is the time for new beginnings. Remove your old skin (metaphorically, unless you are a lizard or other molting creature and then you can literally remove your old skin) into some new, fresh spring skin. As said in High School Musical, it’s the start of something new!
Aries
Happy birthday, Aries! This month expect good things to happen to you, you’ve been working hard to put all your dreams out into existence. All that time manifesting Lightning McQueen to come alive and fall in love with you is going to come true. Your dreams of owning a business that only sells recycled bottle cap jewelry is also going to take off. You’re literally a star and you deserve it.
Taurus
A recipe for a really delicious cake will pop into your head during a dream. You must write it down as soon as you wake up from your slumber or the information will be lost forever. Once you have all the details written down, do your best to follow the recipe. If done correctly, this will be the best cake that you have ever and will ever taste in your life.
Gemini
You will get an invite for a party from someone you know, but you may not know them well. Now is not the time to turn down invitations and cancel plans in place of comfort. Take them up on the offer and you will have one of the best nights of your life. You may lose a shoe and end up playing poker with a bunch of random men wearing silk shirts and smoking cigars and you don’t know how to play poker. Even if you lose all of your money, it will be an incredible story to tell.
Cancer
Getting something in the mail is already very fun, but you will receive an extra-fun letter this month—one that will change your life. It is a coupon for a lot of free tokens at Dave and Busters. You simply have to go. After absolutely crushing it on Skee Ball, you will realize your one true purpose in life. If you need to quit your job, quit your job. The universe will take care of you. Skee Ball and other arcade games are a big component to your future.
Leo
After a long and hard winter, it’s time to get out of the house and go for a little walk. Try someplace new that you haven’t been to before. Maybe with some trees. There will be a fork in the path and you must choose which side to take. One direction will be a normal trail. The other direction will take you to a magical land with human-sized beavers who talk (but this is not Narnia). Choose wisely.
Virgo
It’s time for a little bit of spring cleaning, but you’re probably already on the job. With the reset of the seasons, it’s always nice to do a little reset on your possessions. When cleaning out your closet, make sure to go deep and get through everything. In the back, you will find a few bones lying around. See how important it is to deep-clean your closet? How did those bones get there? You don’t remember ever putting bones in your closet, but someone—or something—did. Now you have a mystery on your hands.
Libra
Meeting new people is what these next few weeks are all about. When out in a big city, you will run into someone who mistakes you for someone else, who is actually quite famous. This new person becomes your friend and you quickly develop a romance. He may ask you to stand in as his famous friend for an event, where you learn that he is actually a fraud. Your look-alike shows up and you realize that romance is overrated—friendship is what really matters and is the strongest bond.
Scorpio
For you, this month is all about doing a lot of self-care. If you have the funds, take a little trip somewhere, like a beach. When you’re out there relaxing, you notice a group of people all wearing white linen shirts having the absolute best time. You approach them. They welcome you in. It’s been three months, you never returned home. Your family is worried about you, and you would tell them you’re fine but you don’t have a phone anymore. White linen is all you wear now, but you are free. Or are you?
Sagittarius
There are hot singles in your area, and they all want to meet you. The hot singles actually exist this time—it’s not another one of those scams, I promise this time.
Capricorn
You love your home, but why not share your space with some friends that you like spending time with the most? Host a small little board game party (since everyone loves a good board game). The competition will be fierce. Friendships may be ruined, since you’re not a loser but neither are any of your friends. Someone might put their actual house for grabs when playing Monopoly. Make sure you get taxes right if big money exchanges hands.
Aquarius
Now is not the time to be lonely in the home, but it is a great time to reach out to your pals to catch up and have a little fun. If you’re needing extra companionship, you may want to get a pet or a plant, just something alive to take care of. This new companion can talk and somehow is really good at predicting lottery numbers, but can sometimes be off by one.
Pisces
People everywhere are telling you to invest, and you might feel confident in putting your money elsewhere to see if it grows. Just make sure you know what you’re doing before you put all your savings into jelly bean stocks. Easter is coming up soon, but it will be gone before you know it. On the other hand, if you succeed you may be able to become Queen of the Jellybeans (this is a real title that exists and is powerful).